Shocking: a 47-year-old Jose Canseco can’t hit a baseball
I am going to play baseball again tonight against the Newark bears .I get to play the greatest game in the world don't be jealous haters
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 17, 2012
Thursday night marked the debut of former major leaguer and current roid-head Jose Canseco for the Worcester Tornadoes, a “professional” baseball team that competes in the Canadian-American Association of Professional Baseball.
The former American League MVP went 0-2 with two walks and two strikeouts.
That’s about all you need to know.
I will say, however, that Canseco tried really hard, and his mom is probably really proud of him.
cant wait opening day tommorow. getting butterflies. awesome playing baseball
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) May 16, 2012
Shit, my beer league started last week & you didn't see me tweeting about it RT @JoseCanseco cant wait opening day tommorow…butterflies
— NotDarrenRovell (@NotDRovell) May 16, 2012
@JoseCanseco Can't wait to see the box score. J. Canseco 0-4 4K
— Mike (@mfortuna45) May 16, 2012
@JoseCanseco you use the word haters like an 11 year old girl. Grow up loser.
— Devon (@nogger_) May 17, 2012